May 2013
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remember when the worst thing about into darkness was that they weren’t going to put a colon in the title?
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Interviewer: It takes two hours each day to put on that mask to make you so hideously deformed.
Michael Crawford: It's becoming less and less everyday now.
Interviewer: You're more adept that way?
Michael Crawford: No, no, I'm becoming uglier everyday. I'm needing less and less makeup. [laughs]
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singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
THE PREVIEW OF THE ARTICLE THO
“If this isn’t hinting at something more I’m going to rip my feet off and eat them”
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ibeggedformercytwice:
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consultinghobbits:
imagineyourotp:
Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture.
John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.”
Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG JOHN”
“Doctor, just sonic it!”
“I told you before, Rose, it doesn’t do wood!”
‘damn it cas we can fix this!’
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starfleetgrad:
Do you ever feel protective of Star Trek?
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Boldly Blogging: nyaneko92: I was reading the... →
nyaneko92:
I was reading the script for Star Trek VI (yeah, I’m a nerd…) and I noticed that the original version of Kirk and Spock’s bedroom scene ended differently:
SPOCK: Can we two have grown so old and inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness? (looks at Kirk) Would that constitute a joke? KIRK: Someone said the difference between comic and cosmic is the letter "S". You haven't...
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dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
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dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
katamataz asked: ♪
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genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you’re the only bitch i’d like to see crawl
Anonymous asked: ♪♪♪♪♪♪
bladeofmasyaf asked: ♪
whydontijusth8marrymyself asked: ♪!!!
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shamusiel:
SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
ITS FOR THE HAMSTER TAHAT IM GGONA BUY
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goldshirts-tightpants:
“SLASH IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THE GLASS”
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WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING VACUUM CLEANER IN THIS BUILDING I SWEAR TO GOD
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AND STOP LETTING OBNOXIOUS FUCKING GUYS INTO THE BUILDING WHO ARE NOT RELATED TO YOU, NOT DATING YOU, AND ARE IN NO WAY HELPING ANYBODY GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED
IF YOU LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE BUILDING AND ALL HE’S DOING IS BOUNCING A TENNIS BALL AGAINST THE WALLS AND RUNNING AROUND LIKE A HYPERACTIVE MONKEY WHILE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE, KICK HIM THE...
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why do people immediately become 10625554% more obnoxious on move-out day?
stop fucking yelling random fucking crap to people out the windows
stop talking loudly to your parents about stupid fucking shit
stop fucking hogging the vacuum cleaner
stop fucking crying in the hallway because people are leaving
stop doing anything besides packing your shit and getting out of my way
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it’s 5 am, i have my last final exam at 8, i haven’t slept at all and all i even have to say at this moment is dang jeremy renner is a hottie
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